Status Saturday: upside down Facebook status messages

Two weeks ago, we posted a simple tool that flips around any words you feed it 180 degrees. For our third Status Saturday, we came up with a few example status updates that refer to the use of flipped text. Think about it, what kind of stuff can do upside down? Add your own ideas in the comments.
has been duct taped to the ceiling. please help.
˙dlǝɥ ǝsɐǝld ˙ƃuılıǝɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝdɐʇ ʇɔnp uǝǝq sɐɥis singing: “upside down, boy, you turn me inside out and round and round”
“punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʎoq ‘uʍop ǝpısdn” :ƃuıƃuıs sıhas smelly feet and a running nose. has the world turned upside down?
¿uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sɐɥ ˙ǝsou ƃuıuunɹ ɐ puɐ ʇǝǝɟ ʎllǝɯs sɐɥis digging a hole down to China and wonders when it stops going upside down and starts going downside up?
¿dn ǝpısuʍop ƃuıoƃ sʇɹɐʇs puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıoƃ sdoʇs ʇı uǝɥʍ sɹǝpuoʍ puɐ ɐuıɥɔ oʇ uʍop ǝloɥ ɐ ƃuıƃƃıp sıis smiling by frowning upside down
uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıuʍoɹɟ ʎq ƃuılıɯs sıwants to turn the whole thing upside down
uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇ ǝloɥʍ ǝɥʇ uɹnʇ oʇ sʇuɐʍhas put a thang down, flipped it and reversed it
ʇı pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ puɐ ʇı pǝddılɟ ‘uʍop ƃuɐɥʇ ɐ ʇnd sɐɥis doing a handstand to stimulate the brain
uıɐɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐlnɯıʇs oʇ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ ƃuıop sıis turning cartwheels.
˙slǝǝɥʍʇɹɐɔ ƃuıuɹnʇ sıshould’ve never bought this keyboard from a bat on ebay.
˙ʎɐqǝ uo ʇɐq ɐ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ sıɥʇ ʇɥƃnoq ɹǝʌǝu ǝʌ,plnoɥsis hanging from a tree.
˙ǝǝɹʇ ɐ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıƃuɐɥ sı‘s life got turned upside down.
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ ʇoƃ ǝɟıl s,has the worst hangover.
˙ɹǝʌoƃuɐɥ ʇsɹoʍ ǝɥʇ sɐɥis hoping somebody would spin him/her back 180 degrees.
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