Valentine’s Day Status Updates

You’re already participating in the Valentine’s Profile Pic trend on Facebook, but now you want to post a romantic or funny Valentine’s Day status update?  Then we have a few suggestions for you.

First of all, don’t forget about the ♥ symbol. Select, copy and paste it (several times) to decorate your Valentine status updates.

Next, also remember that you can tag your lover in your status update, making your Valentine message appear on their wall for everyone to see. While you’re entering your status update, type the @-symbol and start entering the first letters of their name until you can select the person you love.

Before we continue, why don’t you consider adding a visual love note to the top of your profile or that of your loved one? Find out how to make a Valentine’s Day profile header.

And now for the cheesy Valentine’s Day Status Updates:

…doesn’t want anyone else to realize how amazing you are.

…loves the sun, and the letter in between.

…discovers something new about you to love every day.

…laughs a little harder, cries a little less, and smiles a little more… all because of you!

…might not get to see you as often as I’d like, I may not get to hold you in my arms at night, but deep in my heart I know that it’s true. No matter what happens… I’ll always love you.

…never found the words to say you’re the one I think about each day.

…may hate himself/herself in the morning, but he/she’s gonna love you tonight!

Still slightly romantic, but rather funny Facebook statuses:

…Happy Valentine’s Day to my secret love: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

…has 99 problems but you ain’t one.

…is now CPR certified, so when he/she takes your breath away, he/she can give it back.

…was blinded by your beauty, so he/she’s gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes.

…is thankful for his girlfriend/her boyfriend to have lowered her/his standards enough to date him/her.

…is thinking life is a lot like Super Mario Bros: you got to slay a few dragons to get to the princess. Luckily, she’s not in another castle anymore.

“punoɹ puɐ punoɹ puɐ ʇno ǝpısuı ǝɯ uɹnʇ noʎ ‘ʎoq ‘uʍop ǝpısdn” :ƃuıƃuıs sı

Feel free to add your own Valentine status updates in the comments if you know any good ones. Oh, and if you’re in a more anti-Valentine’s Day mood, we got you covered too.