There are some status updates and comments you simply like, and then there are the genius ones that make you want to express eternal respect. Especially for those occasions, we propose the Facebook Fist Bump Button.

American Psycho Patrick Bateman goes fuuuuuu when he sees the Facebook Timeline business cards.

Top Gear doesn’t like this caravan. The popular TV show about cars and other motor vehicles has promised to blow up a caravan as soon as their Facebook Page hits ten million likes.

It didn’t take long for creative users to realize that from now on, any image can be used as a chat emoticon simply by creating a Facebook Page and adding the desired image as its profile picture. Of course, rage faces were among the first images to get the emoticon treatment.

Starting late September, we’ve been asking our readers to show off their Facebook Timeline endeavors on the Awesome Profile Hacks page and we’ve seen some truly creative ideas since then. Since ’tis the season, here are five recently uploaded Timeline cover photos with a holiday theme.

A brand new Facebook t-shirt with a Zelda twist is available from Ript today only and for just US $10.

One of the chosen designs from The Muppets T-shirt Design Challenge on Threadless, this parody of the Facebook friends list shows all of Kermit the Frog’s buddies on the Muppets’ social network of choice: Muppetbook.

The maximum length of a Facebook status update has just been increased to 63,206 characters. There, that should please even the most fervent French novelist. Yes, we’re looking at you, Marcel Proust.

Grandmother knows best. But this is the kind of advice you wouldn’t expect from your grandma!

The Like Tip Box allows customers to put money were their thumbs up are. Using the popular Facebook iconography, this modern tip jar was designed by Burak Kaynak to convert Likes into cash.

After prioritizing Highlighted Stories since back in September, FB now enabled a sorting option that lets you choose how updates are sorted in your News Feed.

Remember Tom Anderson? What do you mean, NO? He was your first friend on MySpace. M. Y. S. P. A. C. E. Doesn’t ring a bell either? Oh, lord.

EgoBook, a service that turns your Facebook profile into an actual book, has added the option to publish your statuses, wall posts, photos, and profile pictures into a hardcover book that will look very classy and inviting on your coffee table.

We have a lot to thank the Dutch for. Van Gogh, Gouda, George Baker, and apparently, Facebook. Or even, Mark Zuckerberg’s very life. Here’s their explanation.