St. Patrick’s Day Facebook Status UpdatesPieter posted in "Status updates". 6 years, 11 months ago
This St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget to toast your friends on Facebook with some wise Irish sayings.
toasts to your coffin. May it be made of 100 year old oak. And may we plant that tree together, tomorrow.
knows you’ll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.
knows the longest road out is the shortest road home.
is lucky enough to be Irish, thus he/she’s lucky enough.
was looking for the end of the rainbow, but instead of a pot of gold, he/she found you.
has to do his/her own growing, no matter how tall his/her grandfather was.
is 1% Irish today.
is celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with his gang of leprechauns.
says: “May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching.”
will smile when everything goes dead wrong. For the test of the heart is trouble, and it always comes with years, and the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through the tears.
believes in the sun when it’s not shining and believes in love even when he/she feels it not.
thinks it’s better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.
knows there are fish in the sea better than have ever been caught.
doesn’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.
praises the ripe field, not the green corn.
As a bonus, here’s a leprechaun Facebook profile picture to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day: