Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is now playing in theaters across the world. We’ve seen it. We liked it. And we turned a few memorable quotes into Facebook status updates for those of you who pillage, plunder, rifle, loot, kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.

Alive and kicking on May 21st aka Judgment Day 2011? Be a proud survivor and use our Facebook status updates and profile header.

A selection of funny Facebook Status Updates related to the discovery and death of Osama Bin Laden.

Today’s selection of 31 statuses is inspired by popular music. See if your friends or your page’s fans can guess the song, or continue the lyrics in the comments.

You’ve already you seen our Pi Status Update t-shirts, right? Here are a few more statuses you can use today in honor of Pi Day (3/14).

This week’s batch of Charlie Sheen Status Updates are like torpedoes of truth, more epic and poetic than ever. Keep ’em up coming, Charlie!

Charlie Sheen is like a molotov cocktail of Gary Busey and Chuck Norris these days. The 45-year-old Two And A Half Men actor gone wild is spitting out more epic, crazy quotes than Sarah Palin on speed. So we turned our favorite Charlie Sheen quotes into Facebook status updates.

Here’s a bunch of Facebook Status Updates for those celebrating Christmas these days. The 22 statuses range from largely positive in the first set, over self-deprecating to rather depressive in the last batch. People usually feel very emotional this time a year, so we thought we’d cover all bases.

Once again, we must succumb to the Potter-mania that’s taken over the world with last week’s movie release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. A next edition of our Status Saturday series, here are the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Facebook Status Updates.

It’s been a while since our last Status Saturday but any random Saturday is a good day for its return, right? Last year, we gave you a bunch of status updates inspired by hip hop, but today’s statuses are about any musical genre or just music in general.

In case you hadn’t noticed ─if so, get the hell out of your coffin─ Halloween weekend is upon us. Last year’s most popular Halloween Facebook Status Update was definitely the Kanye “Imma let you finnish” West one, so what are the contenders for this year?

In honor of National Coffee Day, here’s our selection of 33 coffee themed Status Updates for Facebook.

We’re probably the last ones who haven’t seen this summer’s hit movie yet, but Inception seems to be on everybody’s lips the past few weeks. The Christopher Nolan movie about dream invasion stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen “Juno” Page, and has grossed $228 million at the box office already.

Our prank profile link got picked up by major social media blog, Mashable, which generated a second wave of popularity for the trick link during the past 24 hours.