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Christmas TreeHere’s a bunch of Facebook Status Updates for those celebrating Christmas these days. The 22 statuses are all comparisons to a Christmas tree, and range from largely positive in the first set, over self-deprecating to rather depressive in the last batch. People usually feel very emotional this time a year, so we thought we’d cover all bases.

is fir real like a Christmas tree.
is like a Christmas tree: the more bling, the better my looks.
is like a Christmas tree: I always rise to the occasion.
feels like a Christmas tree: I need support to stand straight.
looks like a Christmas tree: BRILLIANT… though it’s just for show.
is like a Christmas tree: good at setting the house on fire!

is a lot like a Christmas tree: I can only put up with my family for the holidays.
is just like a Christmas tree: rub me the wrong way and I’ll cut you!
is like a Christmas tree: I might smell good, but I’m still a prick.
is like a Christmas tree: you can smell me from rooms away.
is like a Christmas tree: a pleasure until you have to clean me up.
is like a Christmas tree: nice until you want to get rid of me.
is like a Christmas tree: I grew up on a farm.

feels like a Christmas tree: I need to branch out more.
is like a Christmas tree: full of promise but dying on the inside.
is like a Christmas tree: cut down in his/her prime.
feels like a Christmas tree: dragged around and left for dead on the curb.
feels like a Christmas tree: all dressed up but nowhere to go.
is like a Christmas tree: I always end up in the gutter.
is like a Christmas tree: always at the party, but always in the corner.
is like a Christmas tree: looking best when the lights are off.
is dead wood like a Christmas tree.

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Christmas Tree Facebook Status Updates Posted by on December 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM. Use this trackback if you're linking this story.

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