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Status Saturday: Sexy Facebook Status Updates




Forget about our Valentine’s Day Status Updates! Enough with the romance already! It’s been two weeks already so it’s about time we touch second base with these 21 sexy Facebook status updates. Some of them are funny, some of them clever, but they’re all suggestive and naughty!

…is undressing your profile picture with his/her eyes
…is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
…is naked under these clothes.
…is the hottest thing next to the sun.
…is the reason that Santa has a naughty list.
…is no gynaecologist but I’ll have a look.
…is on your mind right now. See? Told you!
…is doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’t well.
…is not suitable for minors.
…is bringing sexy back.
…is too sexy for this status.
…is in bed, ready to celebrate the year of the tiger. Rawrrrr…
…is a flirt, but your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t care.
…melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
…is hiding his weapon of mass destruction from the government.
…is your daddy.
…is just two short of a threesome.
…is giving love a bad name.
…is thinking about sex every 7 nanoseconds.
…is trying to get the taste of last night’s date out of his/her mouth.
…is so hot Al Gore blames him/her for global warming.

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Status Saturday: Sexy Facebook Status Updates Posted by on February 27, 2010 at 9:54 AM. Use this trackback if you're linking this story.

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