Status Saturday: Facebook Status-Off

Are you “That guy with the Funny Status Updates”? Imagine your Facebook friends add another funny status update guy, and you get some competition after all these years of ruling the What’s new feed. That’s when it’s time for… a Facebook Status-Off:

Do you like some of the funny statuses used in this video? Go ahead and steal them (we won’t tell):

…is feeding caviar to pigeons

…is cutting Linda Ronstadt’s hair

…is farting in a cathedral

…is drinking mimosas in a dumpster

…is juggling hamsters

…is bowling naked

…is doing his/her taxes underwater

…is hugging a midget

…is shaving a duck

…is taking a carriage ride with a dildo

…is selling kumquats at intersections

…is arm wrestling an octopus

…is reading Better Homes & Gardens in a mexican wrestling mask.

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