Status Saturday: 10 Weird Facebook Status UpdatesPieter posted in "Status updates". 3 years, 11 months ago
The 10 statuses for our 10th edition of Status Saturday are brought to you by Wape, Jacksonville’s #1 Hit Music Station Online:
wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!
is modest and proud of it!
is with your girlfriend.
is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that [insert name] may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if [insert name] is right for you.
is brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
is so vain. [He/She] probably thinks this status is about [him/her].
is so broke that [he/she]‘s going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
wonders… What is the speed of dark?
is reading other statuses but your status is important to [him/her]. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min.