Status Saturday: 10 Facebook status updates about foodPieter posted in "Status updates". 5 years ago
Every Saturday is Status Saturday here at reface.me. Every week, we’ll post a number of funny Facebook status updates about a certain topic. To kick off the series, here are 10 clever status updates about food. Feel free to copy-paste them into your status update field on Facebook:
is a nutritional overachiever.
is in shape (round is a shape).
thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.
is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: “I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!”
is wondering who was the first to watch a white, hard thing come out a chicken’s ass and think: “That’s gonna taste good!”
is wondering why toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
is wondering why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.
will never get into a food fight with cannibals.
is not overweight, but underheight.
Return next week for more funny Facebook status updates!