Status Saturday: 10 clever Facebook statuses
dwergs posted in "Status updates". 1 year, 6 months ago 
It’s Saturday again, and each Saturday we post a hand-picked selection of interesting and/or funny status updates. Feel free to copy-paste them to your Facebook profile, or let them inspire you to come up with even better ones (and make sure you share them in our comments).
For today’s collection we tried our best to find clever status updates that make you reflect a bit. The answers to some of these questions may seem obvious at first, but let’s see what kind of comments they provoke from your Facebook friends.
is wondering how blind people dream.
is wondering: if quizzes are quizzical, then tests are…?
is wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing.
is wondering why bra is singular and panties plural?
is wondering if you can cry under water?
is wondering why you are IN a movie, but ON TV?
is wondering why rain drops and snow falls?
is wondering why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
is wondering why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.
is wondering how they call a male ladybug.
is wondering why a whole damn airplane isn’t made out of the same material as the undestroyable black box?
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i definitely laughed at the airplane one.
Also, here's a few more statuses:
is wondering what would happen if I gave out rogaine to cancer patients?
is imagining a world without hypothetical situations…
thinks people should stop spamming their status.
(then change the period into an exclamation point, and then back to a period. basically, mix it up a bit and keep posting this, this way you piss EVERYONE off. but then after you get done be sure to mention the person who always spams their own status with something like this:
is wondering why [insert name of spammer] gets to change their status all the time and I don't?)
is going pig paddling
i got some
is wondering what the it is being refered to in what time is “IT”
is wondering why do we bake cookies but cook bacon
is wondering what if the hokey pokey is what its all about
heres some:
“is loving to live but hating life”
“is life isnt about finding yourself…..its about creating yourself”
Ohohoh!
-is considering wether bothering the botherer is bothering the bothered.
-won the game.
-is joyfully nonchalant.
-knows the muffinman.
-is the eggman *WHOO*
-has a song stuck in their head. It goes like this: Doo-de-daddadadai frooomha-badadada-ba-boooshabab!
hahahahahahahahahaha ure a genius! loool xx
i laughed at the airoplain one and the bra one lol
I doubt the 'intelligence' in some of those…
is wondering how blind people dream.
>> They dream in feelings and smells etc, or if they used to have vision they can still have dreams with vision
is wondering why rain drops and snow falls?
>> because snow has a much higher size/weight ratio, so the airfriction slows it down. And snow is not as aerodynamic as waterdrops
is wondering why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.
>>because everyone is in a rush to get to work/home on that hour of day
is wondering how they call a male ladybug.
>>still a ladybug, because it is merely the name of the species.
is wondering why a whole damn airplane isn’t made out of the same material as the undestroyable black box?
>> This an old one.. but if the airplane would be made of such strong and *heavy* materials it would not be able to take flight.
what a dick^^^^^^
LOL
I thought it was clever.
I thought it was clever.
Hi im ameera Hendricks
u just love to suck the fun out of things dont you? asshole
Wow guys. Watch your language. All it shows is your lack of vocabulary. You obviously can't come up with a better word to express yourself. Go get an education. LOW CLASS!!!! And whoever it was who answered the statuses…it was a joke…laugh a little.
How about a round of applause for “N”….he surely has forrest gump beat on the IQ test…”N”, when you're done scouring the internet in hopes of posting your random garbage, respond to my post and i'll tell you what a vagina feels like…
We all hate you :)
obviously “N” is a big fan of Death note…implication:he/she… prbly HE is a big loser whose intellegence quotient is better served if he stuck 2 childish mangas…..
is wondering why people called their aim 'dream'. I mean dreams only come when you are asleep and they are not real.
call*
“Watch your language”… blah blah blah, if you don't like it: DON'T READ IT. I'm sure “low class” could care less of your opinion church girl. Get a grip.
Yeah really, I agree w/above! Fuck wasn't even used and she's having a fit. Well I have to go, I must work on my lack of vocabulary for the rest of this evening. Enjoy all, have a great fucking night!
get a grip!!!
lol..the comments were just as funny as the post.
i have some
…thinks oscar the grouch has the right idea
…is wondering why he hast to refer to himself in order to updade his status???
…thinks sessame street is a gang and big bird is the mobboss
If you cant drink and drink why do bar's have parking lots?
If u can drink & drive…or u typed this in a bar??
Its called a joke. Lyk ha ha ha. Stop being so scientifical (lol)
Jesus christ that first ones dumb. The “it” is clearly the event you're talking about. “It” is only an abbreviation under the mutual understanding that both parties know what “it” is. That's not even a thought provoker, its just a question with a really obvious and factual answer. I just feel I must comment on your lack of wit, it would be an injustice not to.
“N”, I gotchu. Always use logic to suck the wind out of airhead bloggers sails at any chance possible. Word.
Nobody cares what your facebook status says..
undestroyable?? not a word.
it is panty…bra and panty set.
nope i think alice was thinking of when you say what time is it instead of what time is it right now. you made yourself sound stupid….and you're a hater so I don't like you already :P have a nice day
bahahahaha ! you guys are all losers ! ; ]
yeah no crap. Dude people get on here to have fun. If you dont like their status comments then leave the site before you make yourself look like a jackass…dang….to late for that one huh
wow thought this was supposed to b about status updates ?? not everyone's opinion on garbage lmao
Technically all of these have a logical answer to them. But since you want to be a smart ass go ahead and make yourself a dumb ass.
I dont get that mess
I hate it when people put inappropriate stuff in their posts that I really don't want to know! … I just HATE that! … Anyway, I gotta' go poo.
Don't get many dates, do you?!
Answers in four words, more or less.
is wondering how blind people dream.
Hearing, touch, smell, taste.
is wondering: if quizzes are quizzical, then tests are…?
Even more quizzical.
is wondering why a “fat chance” and a “slim chance” mean the same thing.
Sarcastic equivalent of “slim”.
is wondering why bra is singular and panties plural?
Panties ~= pants = two legs.
is wondering if you can cry under water?
It's like peeing underwater.
is wondering why you are IN a movie, but ON TV?
In view; on airwaves.
is wondering why rain drops and snow falls?
Rainfall. Raindrop = a drop.
is wondering why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
T'would lighten, except – melanin.
is wondering why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour.
Everybody's rushing @ same time.
is wondering how they call a male ladybug.
Just a nickname.
is wondering why a whole damn airplane isn’t made out of the same material as the undestroyable black box?
Very heavy metals.
its just clever, no one really wants the answer.