Status Saturday: Watchmen status updates for FacebookPieter posted in "Status updates". 4 years, 1 month ago
The marketing team behind the Zack Snyder movie everybody and their parents are talking about, Watchmen, made a little Facebook application that changes your status message to a few selected quotes from and references to the just released superhero movie based on a 80s comic book. You don’t need to add the application because we’ve listed them right here, with an additional 8 bonus statuses that we’ve taken directly from the movie’s quotes. Note that there are a few male/female versions, the rest is unisex.
thinks the experience of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.
has watched the Watchmen.
was supposed to make the world a better place.
has seen this city’s true face.
is used to going out at 3AM and doing something stupid.
is society’s only protection.
is part of a group of illegal vigilantes whose job it is to watch you.
is letting you know that everything you know will change.
is living in America in 1985 with the Watchmen.
thinks we are all of us living in the shadow of Manhattan.
wonders what ever happened to the American Dream? It came true. You’re lookin’ at it.
(male) knows she blames me for her career, but what else would she have been? A housewife?
thinks it rains on the just and the unjust alike. Except in California.
(male) doesn’t mind being the smartest man in the world. He just wishes it wasn’t this one.
(female) doesn’t mind being the smartest woman in the world. She just wishes it wasn’t this one.
(male) wishes the scum of the earth had one throat and he had his hands around it.
(female) wishes the scum of the earth had one throat and she had her hands around it.
Bonus Watchmen status updates:
(male) is not locked in here with you! You’re locked in here with him!
(female) is not locked in here with you! You’re locked in here with her!
(male) knows the world will look up and shout “Save us!”… And he’ll whisper “No.”
(female) knows the world will look up and shout “Save us!”… And she’ll whisper “No.”
thinks an attack on one is an attack on all of us.
can save this world.
wonders what, in life, does not deserve celebrating?
never compromises. Not even in the face of Armageddon.
is not afraid.
knows this city is afraid of me, and has seen its true face.