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What’s the maximum length of Facebook comments?

What’s the maximum length of Facebook comments?

Previously in our Facebook 101 series, we informed you about the maximum size of a Facebook status update. But what about the comments people can leave on them? Exactly how long can they be?

Status Saturday: Jeremy Clarkson’s Top Gear Statuses

Status Saturday: Jeremy Clarkson’s Top Gear Statuses

We’re not obsessed with cars like Jeremy Clarkson, but we do appreciate his adoration for muscle cars and his metaphors in particular. That’s why this week’s Status Saturday ─we know it’s Sunday already, but we were busy wiring a plug while juggling penguins─ is dedicated to some of Clarkson’s best oneliners as heard on the much praised number one BBC television series about motor vehicles, Top Gear.

Status Sunday: Easter Facebook Statuses

Status Sunday: Easter Facebook Statuses

We thought this week we’d make an exception and rename our Status Saturday into Status Sunday ─hey, the alliteration still kinda works─ because families around the world are celebrating Easter today. And as we can tell by the popularity of our Status Updates for Easter post from last year, many of you are interested in posting funny Easter status updates to Facebook this very day

Facebook Status Optimizer

Facebook Status Optimizer

Facebook Status Optimizer (FSO) automatically posts status updates on your behalf that are algorithmically written to ensure your status updates beat the competition and appear at the top of your friend’s news feed.

Facebook Status Saturday: Birthday Statuses

Facebook Status Saturday: Birthday Statuses

It’s your party and you cry if you want to. But you also want to post a witty Facebook status update on your profile, don’t you? Here’s our collection of suggested birthday statuses for your inspiration.

Status Saturday: Movie Facebook Status Updates

Status Saturday: Movie Facebook Status Updates

Are you a movie buff in search of a funny Facebook status related to the motion picture industry? Then these Facebook status updates, part of our weekly Status Saturday series, are for you. The first batch is related to the typical marketing speak and technical aspects of movies, the second series refer to actual films. Can you guess which movies they come from?

St. Patrick’s Day Facebook Status Updates

St. Patrick’s Day Facebook Status Updates

This St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget to toast your friends on Facebook with some wise Irish sayings.

Facebook Status Saturday: Alice in Wonderland Statuses

Facebook Status Saturday: Alice in Wonderland Statuses

Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland was the inspiration for this week’s Facebook Status Saturday so we turned a few of the movie’s most memorable quotes into status updates.

Status Saturday: Sexy Facebook Status Updates

Status Saturday: Sexy Facebook Status Updates

Forget about our Valentine’s Day Status Updates! Enough with the romance already! It’s been two weeks already so now’s the time to touch second base with these 21 sexy Facebook status updates. Some of them are funny, some of them clever, but they’re all suggestive and naughty!

Anti-Valentine’s Day Status Updates

Anti-Valentine’s Day Status Updates

You’ve already turned your Facebook profile pic into squirrels with lightsabers because you’re single on Valentine’s Day, and now you want to post a clever status update showing your friends how much you hate the damn event. Reface.me to the rescue!

Valentine’s Day Status Updates

Valentine’s Day Status Updates

You’re already participating in the Valentine’s Profile Pic trend on Facebook, but now you want to post a romantic or funny Valentine’s Day status update? Then we have a few suggestions for you.

Energy level, recharging batteries Facebook status updates

Energy level, recharging batteries Facebook status updates

Had a tiring week at school or work, and need the weekend to recharge your batteries? Or, contrarily, did you party too hard in the weekend and need your early weekdays to regain strength? Then use these status updates to inform your friends of your current energy level.

Lost Facebook Status Updates

Lost Facebook Status Updates

Welcome to The Facebook, a station built by the DHARMA Initiative to research how plane crash survivors update their Facebook profiles while living on a mysterious island. Here’s a log of their most recent status updates.

Facebook Fail Friday: What your bra color Facebook status update says about you

Facebook Fail Friday: What your bra color Facebook status update says about you

So have you update your status today with the color of your bra? Or are you male and raising awareness for prostate cancer by posting the color of your boxers? What you probably didn’t know is that the color of your underwear, yes, that single word, says EVERYTHING about you… even your darkest secrets.

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