Facebook Status Saturday: Birthday StatusesPieter posted in "Status updates". 5 years, 10 months ago
It’s your party and you cry if you want to. But you also want to post a witty Facebook status update on your profile, don’t you? Below is our collection of suggested birthday statuses for your inspiration.
And if it actually is your anniversary today: happy birthday from all of us at reface.me!
If it’s not, we have plenty of other suggestions for funny Facebook statuses.
Funny Facebook birthday status updates:
…can tell he/she’s getting old, because at the antique auction there were three people bidding on him/her.
…loves to grow older. Saves a fortune on shampoo!
…heard one birthday candle say to the other: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
…got heartburn from eating his/her birthday cake. Note to self: next time, take off the candles.
…heard the birthday balloon say to the pin:” “Hi, buster!”
…thinks that inside every old person there’s a younger person wondering what happened.
…is still waiting for that pony.
Witty Facebook birthday statuses:
…knows growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.
…knows the secret of staying young: “live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
…learned that birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.
…is ready for another 365-day journey around the sun!
…has an expensive taste in frosting.
B-day statuses that will get comments and/or likes:
…wants you to guess his/her age at your own risk… or reward.
…is waiting for a stripper to burst out of a giant cake. Anyone?
…may be over the hill, but you’re just damn old.
…wonders if that’s a birthday present in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
…is kind of a big deal today.
Depressed Facebook anniversary status updates:
…may not look my age but he/she sure as hell feels it.
…doesn’t want any special treatment on his/her birthday. Just the normal treatment prescribed by his/her psychiatrist.
…advises you to leave the price tag on your present.
…advises you to gift wrap the viagra.
…advises you to gift wrap the prozac.
…is in phase 2: denial.
If you have any original, funny or witty birthday statuses to add, please post them in the comments or send them via our contact page!