Anti-Valentine’s Day Status Updates
Pieter posted in "Status updates". 15 years ago
You’ve already turned your Facebook profile pic into squirrels with lightsabers because you’re single on Valentine’s Day, and now you want to post a clever status update showing your friends how much you hate the damn event. Reface.me to the rescue! Here’s our selection of Anti-Valentine’s status updates, statuses for the happy singles and heartbroken:
…learned that Saint Valentine was eventually imprisoned, stoned, and beheaded. But they don’t tell you that on Valentine cards cards, do they?!
…knows why a chubby toddler with a weapon was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day: love is downright dangerous!
…would like to wish everyone a happy Single-Awareness Day!
…would only get married in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, I didn’t waste a whole day.
…is wondering why ─if love is blind─ lingerie is so popular?
…forGOT you something even better!
…knows roses are red, violets are blue, but so are crayons, so who cares?
…thinks it’s rude to die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost, ten grand?
…knows for sure that love is blind, because she/he doesn’t have eyes for me.
As always, feel free to add your funny status updates!
