Tiger Woods status update jokesPieter posted in "Status updates". 7 years, 5 months ago
The escapades of pro-golfer Tiger Woods are definitely one of the hottest subjects inFacebook status updates right now. Here’s our collection ─some funnier than others─ so feel free to add your own jokes in the comments.
…knows the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus: Santa stops at 3 ho’s.
…confesses a secret relationship with Tiger Woods.
…wonders how many birdies Tiger can hit?
…’s favorite sports drink? Getarlade.
…thinks Tiger should change his name to Cheetah.
…was surprised to find out Tiger’s favorite clubs were in fact strip clubs.
…finally understands the slogans of Tiger’s sponsors: “Just do it”, “Membership has its privileges”, “The best a man can get” and “Is it in you”.
…has seen Tiger Woods change his relationship status to: “It’s even more complicated than rocket science.”
Here’s a compilation of 15 Tiger jokes as heard on the various Late Night shows in the U.S.