You don’t know the story of Passover? Don’t worry, because Carl Elkin made an ultramodern version of The Passover Seder for the Facebook generation: the story of Passover on a Facebook Wall, complete with status updates, comments, photo uploads, quizzes, 25 things notes and some unexpected cameos.

Oh, that infamous “25 Random Things About Me” note on Facebook. Almost everybody and their hamster have posted such a list by now. Even celebrities. We’ve found five random things lists, from The Office star Rainn Wilson, Michelle Obama, TV personality Ellen DeGeneres, ex-Destiny Child Kelly Rowland and High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. Let’s see if a celebrity’s list is really more exciting than ours.

Besides a chocolate delicacy, an “Easter Egg” can also be an intentional hidden message, inside joke or secret feature in a movie, CD, DVD, web page, application, or video game. Completely immersed in the Easter spirit today, we’ve hunted down Easter Eggs on Facebook.com and found a few.

Which one of your Facebook friends is a total choc-a-holic, who is into Naruto or The Dark Knight, and which one goes to bed with a soccer ball? Most countries in the world are celebrating Easter today, and you can participate on Facebook by uploading the image below to your Wall and tagging up to 12 friends with the following special Easter eggs…

I was just notified by one of our readers that his notifications under “People you might know” appear messed up. Instead of just saying how many friends are a fan of the suggested pages, Chris’ notifications read (and excuse me the offensive language): “x friends are double niggers are fans.”

Depending on where you live, it’s Easter Sunday either tomorrow or next weekend. So we prepared a few Facebook status updates you can copy-paste to your profile on this special holiday…

On March 29th, The Pirate Bay launched a new feature allowing its visitors to share Torrents via their Facebook profiles. On April 8th, Facebook started blocking all links to The Pirate Bay’s torrents with the following message: “Warning: This Message Contains Blocked Content – Some content in this message has been reported as abusive by Facebook users.”

Since yesterday, the global Facebook userbase is 200 million active users strong. Mark Zuckerberg personally commented on this major achievement through a blog post. What does 200 million people mean to him?

Remember the very first post here on reface.me? In the past month and a half, Julian’s popularity has peaked. His “25 Things I Hate About Facebook” short caught the attention of hundreds of thousands of YouTube, including the entire Facebook HQ as well as supermodel-gone-TV-host Tyra Banks. She liked his spoof video so much she invited Julian as a guest on The Tyra Banks Show this week.

Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some are born to sit by a river. Some people get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people dance.

A fair number of you have requested a Harry Potter tag your friends picture, so I did a quick search and discovered no less than five Harry Potter posters for your tagging pleasure. With the help of these pictures, you can tag your Facebook friends as Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Sirius Black etcetera. The characters are pictured either as cartoons, WeeMees or as actual photos of the movie actors, and their personalities vary in each tagging picture.

Enough with the nasty gifts and the tough Watchmen… time for CUTENESS. If you’re into Japanese “kawaii” characters -like Pikachu, Hello Kitty, Miffy or Onionhead- then this tag your friends picture is for you. Webfetti has made a collage of their cutest anime cartoons and drawings, including a frog, penguin, princess, hamster, dog, pig, and even a goth girl.

For this week’s Status Saturday, we offer you 15 status updates related to Facebook itself and its popular features, like poking, statuses and tags. Don’t forget to change the he & she, or him & her accordingly!

Shiny Shiny editor Susi Weaser sums up the ten worst Facebook status crimes, while admitting she’s guilty of all of them. The list eliminates about 99% of potential status updates, but there’s nothing wrong with a little deviant behaviour every once in a while. No matter how hard we try, we all commit some these offenses. What are your most common violations?