In honor of National Coffee Day, here’s our selection of 33 coffee themed Status Updates for Facebook.

You are well aware it’s the last day of school or work for the week, and you’re counting down the hours before you can indulge in your habitual weekend escapades. Now all you need is a Facebook status update to let your friends know you’re celebrating Friday.

Born out of a fake trailer during Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse double feature, Machete is an over the top exploitation movie about a former Mexican Federale turned renegade.

Last week we told you about a Facebook application that allowed you to use emoticons in your Facebook statuses and wall posts. Unfortunately for the many users of Status Emoticons and similar applications, the Facebook Platform Policy Team has removed the emoticon functionality “in an effort to improve the user experience on the Facebook platform”.

We already know how World War II would’ve looked like if Facebook were around at the time, and now Cool Material has taken some other historical moments and turned them into status updates.

Emoticons are inherent to online chat and instant messaging, but did you know you can insert emoticons into your Facebook status updates too? A Facebook application called Status Emoticon enables users to include cute, little, and in some cases even animated emoticons in your status updates or wall posts to a friend.

We’re probably the last ones who haven’t seen this summer’s hit movie yet, but Inception seems to be on everybody’s lips the past few weeks. The Christopher Nolan movie about dream invasion stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ellen “Juno” Page, and has grossed $228 million at the box office already.

The medium is the message, but it doesn’t always fit the content of the message. Sometimes the tiny, black font of Facebook status updates and wall comments is just too dull for the thing you want to scream out of your virtual lungs. Big Ass Message solves this problem for you, by offering a simple way to make something clear in a full-on and in-your-face manner.

Our prank profile link got picked up by major social media blog, Mashable, which generated a second wave of popularity for the trick link during the past 24 hours.

Time for a little Facebook prank action! This week’s Status Saturday is all about fooling your friends with a fake profile link, that ─when clicked─ magically redirects to their own Facebook profile.

We dedicated yesterday’s Facebook Fail Friday to moms and for today’s Status Saturday we have ─as promised─ selected a bunch of Facebook Status Updates you can use to adulate your mom, but also as a mom.

Feeling a bit crazy, silly, senseless, irrational, mad as a hatter, wild, cracked, outlandish, ridiculous, bizarre, off your rocker, mental, peculiar, weird, eccentric, odd, nutty as a fruitcake, absurd, bird-brained, cockeyed, derisory, fatuous, foolhardy, idiotic, ill-conceived, ludicrous, potty, preposterous, puerile, quixotic, unworkable, screwball, softheaded or bonkers today?
Or maybe you’re always just a bit zany, daft as a brush, insane, wacko, loony, …

Facebook relationship statuses. There are not nearly enough of them. The standard statuses are Single, In a relationship, Engaged, Married, It’s complicated, In an open relationship or Widowed. But it’s complicated doesn’t come near covering all sensitive relationship nuances.

Today, 4/20 in U.S. data notation, is also known as 420-day. Coincidentally, or not, 420 is also the Facebook Status Update character limit. Because it’s the number of active chemicals in marijuana? Teatime in Holland? Hitler’s birthday? Clocks in Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction? The time (4:20 PM) a bunch of Californian teens would meet after school at to smoke marijuana?