Machete Status Updates and PhotobombsPieter posted in "Profile pictures, Status updates". 6 years, 6 months ago
Born out of a fake trailer during Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s Grindhouse double feature, Machete is an over the top exploitation movie about a former Mexican Federale turned renegade. Unlike his character with the same name in the Spy Kids movies ─and probably all of his other roles─ the 66-year-old actor Danny Trejo plays a Mexican superhero seeking revenge after his family gets slaughtered by an evil crime boss. Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal and Don “Miami Vice” Johnson are surprisingly cast as his adversaries in this ultraviolent movie, while Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez and Lindsay Lohan represent Machete‘s mandatory bad-ass babes. We don’t know about you, but we can’t wait to see this flick!
We have collected some Facebook status updates for fans of the movie. Just change the gender accordingly.
…didn’t cross the border. The border crossed us.
…is not looking for “safe”.
…absolves you of all your sins. Now get the f***k out.
…is good with blessings, but better with guns.
…is a nun with a gun.
…is a ruthless businessman with an endless payroll of killers.
…has a deadly attitude and the skills to match.
…was given an offer he couldn’t refuse…
…knows the score, gets the women and kills the bad guys!
…used to be a decent man living a decent life. Now he is a brutal savage who must slaughter to stay alive.
…is a pissed off Mexican out to settle a score.
Bonus: blades, bullets, babes… and photobombs! Create a new Facebook profile picture by adding Machete‘s main characters to your photo.
» Create a Machete Photobomb.