Princess Peach was kidnapped. Again! Good thing she smuggled her G-phone into Bowser’s castle.

I just got 100% on a Facebook quiz and experienced a huge boost in self esteem until I remembered it was a Facebook quiz…so there’s that.

Jigsaw is returning to the big screen on October 23rd, but until the release of Saw VI you can help spread the death trap engineer’s message through Facebook. The Saw VI gift is completely free and as a bonus, the recipient receives 1 credit to spend in Facebook’s gift shop.

When I visited the reface.me t-shirt shop at Skreened today to check on the sales of our official “I don’t read books, I read Facebook status updates” slogan t-shirt, a pleasant feeling overpowered me. No, we didn’t sell 100 tees overnight, but their staff decided to feature not just one but FOUR of our designs FRONT PAGE.

Megalomania has to start somewhere.

Since last week, Facebook allows you to log in using your Facebook username in lieu of the e-mail address you signed up with. So unless you chose a wacko Facebook username, it has become a bit easier to gain access to your social network. Of course, you can always keep logging in with your e-mail address in case you can’t kick the habit.

If the mere thought of being a Facebook employee already tickles your senses, wait until you see their working environment. Facebook’s new headquarters in Palo Alto, California, are located in a 150,000 square foot former lab facility, and the interiors were designed by Studio O+A to reflect the company’s core values…

If we’re friends on Facebook AND I follow you on Twitter AND you auto-post Twitter updates to Facebook: do you prefer unfollow or de-friend?

The Journal reports that an alleged burglar was arrested after the victim found out someone checked his Facebook account on her computer and forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings worth over $3500. I wouldn’t be surprised if he updated his status to say “selling two diamond rings worth over $3500 for just $2500, anyone interested?”.

We be damned if we didn’t post our trademark tag your friends picture in a pirate theme today. By the use of our “Tag like a Pirate” collage of famous pirates, including the likes of Jack Sparrow, Guybrush Threepwood and, err, Kanye West, you can tag up to twelve scurvy Facebuccaneers according to their pirattiude.

Ahoy, Jacks and wenches. today be Talk like a Pirate Day 2009 and we have a few treasures for you to celebrate it on Facebook. Arrrr!

Kelsea is in the shower (43 people like this).

Greg tries to explain he’s not her son, but Furious Facebook Mom from Hell just doesn’t listen.

Kanye wants to be in the spotlight all the time. How will he steal your moment? Find out with the Where will Kanye interrupt you? quiz on Facebook.