We’ve added four more designs to our little shop of Facebook t-shirts! We expanded our “Your … likes this” range to include your brother and your sister, and the two other designs are excellent conversation starters at upcoming holiday and new year’s parties.

The Facebook Data Team has analyzed all hundreds of millions of status updates in the U.S. ─rest assured, they processed all data anonymously─ to discover the top trending words and phrases for 2009. Here’s the top 15 from the Facebook Memology report.

There are tons of Facebook apps out there that tell you who you look like. They compare your profile picture with the photos of other people using the app, and then you get the result. The problem is, if these apps don’t have many images in their database yet, you get really crappy results. This is the Facebook Lookalike FAIL.

Aaaahh, no better song to get you into a holly jolly Christmas mood than Killing in the name of by Rage Against The Machine. Wait. What?!

Hardcore gamers will confirm: video game controllers can become as natural as an extra body part. This tag picture lets you and your Facebook friends choose a preferred weapon of choice for shoot ’em ups, sports, strategy games, etc. From retro video game controllers to contemporary gamepads and handhelds, we have 20 pieces to tag…

Some of us more than others, but we all did (or still do) our share of Facebook stalking. Going through someone’s 467 tagged photos, curiously reading through a wall-to-wall conversation between two of your friends, figuring out what your ex has been up to for the past few months.

Rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, ancient Japanese samurai preferred to die with honor, voluntarily plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving the sword left to right in a slicing motion. The name of this form of ritual suicide is Seppuku.

Wired has a wiki article on how to Un-Facebook_Yourself or in other words: how to avoid becoming too social. Ignoring the more drastic possibility of permanently deleting your Facebook account, you basically have two options…

If you’re an Internet veteran, chances are high you’ve frequented each of the four websites mentioned on NerdyShirts’s parody of the popular John&Paul&Ringo&George 2K by Gingham t-shirt: Geocities (RIP), Friendster (I never bothered), MySpace (I still use it… every three months) and Facebook (on it RIGHT. NOW.) A must-have t-shirt for every serial social networker!

According to Techie Buzz, a ruling by the Judicial Ethics Advisory Committee of the Florida Supreme Court says that a lawyer who appears in front of a judge, cannot add him as a “friend” on a social networking website. Interestingly enough, lawyers can become fans of judges as long as the fan page is not managed by the judge himself.

Stand-up comedian Rudy Mezzy analysed his friends’ status updates, especially the downright stupid ones, and put them into several categories of “status updates that nobody cares about”. Here are the first five categories…

Two days ago we posted about a bunch of people spontaneously rewording someone’s serious comment on a certain matter, turning it into a random but funny chain of nearly similar comments. We got the ball rolling again on our Reface.me Fan Page and would like to invite everyone to join the fun.

If he really wants to get rid of his Facebook, Ron is definitely “doing it wrong!”

The escapades of pro-golfer Tiger Woods are definitely one of the hottest subjects in Facebook status updates right now. Here’s our collection ─some funnier than others─ so feel free to add your own jokes in the comments.