No te metas a mi Facebook (SONG)
The 25-year-old Colombian singer and songwriter, Esteman, has written a song about his friends’ doings on Facebook, and the unavoidable avalanche of friends and event requests. Except for one “ladies and gentlemen” sample, the song is entirely sung in Spanish, but may we warn you that its instantly catchy pop melody will get stuck in your head for a while.
I ran the lyrics through Google Translate and while the result is not perfect, you’ll get an idea of what the song is all about (if you can provide a better English translation, be my guest!).
Pedro Villa and Josefina are ready to bind,
But Laura has seen the nearby desert,
John Roar resignation and makes it public
Leonora his wife will soon deleteAmanda and Miranda just crawl
A Lina her friend stopped talking to them
Groping, sniffing, there is nothing to investigate
It’s easy, very easy, just click “poke”(Chorus)
No, do not get to my Facebook
Do not mess please
Whenever I have an inbox
I caused to close
Stay out of my Facebook
Do not mess please
When writing melodramas
I do not do it for the wallOf 620 friends you interact with 10
90 unknown, more than 60 friend requests
You’re wanted, scavenge, soon you will see
Juntitos, toditos, network apuéstenle200 events, which to go?
You agree at all but will not go
Your life is difficult, you have to decide
Apply the rule, put “Maybe” on all.(Chorus)
I do not do it for the wall (a)
I caused to closeDo not tell me you do not have to go potty
When I look at you spend Facebook
and then sigh, you’ll stay a while
and moreDo not tell me you have another birthday
From a year ago you had not heard
Will is now fashionable to celebrate with strangers
And drink to provide(Chorus)
For those who know their Spanish and want to sing along, here’s a karaoke version.






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pedro villa and josefina are ready to get together
but laura, the neighbour, has seen them desert each other
juan ruja resigns and makes it public
lenora, his wife will soon erase it
amanda and miranda just tracked down their friend lina who stopped talking to them
groping and sniffing around theres nothing left to ask
its easy, so easy they just press “poke”
don't mess around on my facebook
don't mess around (on it) please
every time i have a message
it makes me want to click “close”
don't mess around on my facebook
dont mess around (on it) please
if you write melodramas
don't do it on my wall
out of 620 friends you have a relationship with 10
90 not-so-well-knowns plus 60 friend requests
they search and re-search for you, soon they will see you
together, just about everybody, they put it all in the web
200 events to which you should go
you accept all of them even though you don't want to go
your life is hard you have to decide
apply a rule; choose maybe on all of them
don't mess around on my facebook
don't mess around (on it) please
every time i have a message
it makes me want to click “close”
don't mess around on my facebook
dont mess around (on it) please
if you write melodramas
don't do it on my wall
don't do it on my wall
it makes me want to close it
don't tell me you don't have to go to the bathroom
when i look at you you're always facebooking it
and then i sigh youre going to stay a while longer, and then so much more
don't tell me you have other birthdays
from people from whom you haven't heard in a year
it will be that now its fashionable to celebrate with strangers
and toasting just to toast
don't mess around on my facebook
don't mess around (on it) please
every time i have a message
it makes me want to click “close”
don't mess around on my facebook
dont mess around (on it) please
if you write melodramas
don't do it on my wall
translation provided by me
lol
probono