Facebook manners: Do’s and don’ts of Facebook breakupsPieter posted in "Humor, Video". 7 years, 11 months ago
Do you have good Facebook manners? Timmy and Alice don’t. Watch their bad behavior in this 50s instructional news reel to learn the do’s and don’ts of breaking up on Facebook, the “Electric Friendship Generator”.
Rule #1 Don’t change your relationship status without consulting the other person
Rule #2 Don’t post embarrassing photographs of other people
Rule #3 Be discreet when posting messages on another person’s wall
Rule #4 Don’t steal other people’s friends.
Rule #5 Don’t start hate groups.
As a little bonus, here’s Timmy Gordon’s a Real Wet Blanket complete group description:
Timmy cheats at Tic-Tac-Toe.
Timmy throws like a girl.
Timmy hates little kids, dogs and old people.
Timmy cries during Lassie.
Timmy eats yellow snow.
Timmy cries over spilled milk.
Timmy prefers the metric system.
Timmy breastfed until he was 13,
Timmy likes interpretive dance.
Timmy rarely bathes.
Timmy is a vegetarian.
Timmy can’t wait for the dawning of the age.
Timmy thinks hard work is for suckers.
Timmy can’t tell time.
Timmy thinks Errol Flynn is dreamy.
Timmy buys things not made in the USA.
Timmy pees sitting down.
Timmy breathes through his mouth.
Timmy wants to live in the south of France.
Timmy has never heard of Google.
Timmy calls hot dogs frankfurters.
Timmy eats tofu.
Timmy needs to diet.
Timmy practices making out with his hand.
Timmy has a pet turtle named Shelly.
Timmy wets the bed.
Timmy is too scared to watch The Wizard of Oz.
Timmy talks to his mom on the phone 3 hours a day.
Timmy watches the radio and listens to TV.
Timmy never brushes his teeth.
Timmy uses medicated deodorant.
Timmy fears commitment.
Timmy gives himself dutch ovens.
Timmy drinks paint thinner.
Timmy goes to bed at 7:30.
Timmy stole the Lindbergh baby.
Timmy is a COMMUNIST!