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25 Things I Hate About Facebook

dwergs posted in "Humor, Memes, Video". 1 year, 5 months ago

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It might seem odd to start a new, Facebook-oriented blog with an “I hate Facebook” post, but that’s us. We actively and voluntarily indulge in facebookness while being critical enough to notice its flaws. That, and because this video by Julian Smith from Nashville, Tennessee is just sheer comedy.

“Yep, we all know those obnoxious 25 Things notes people are posting on their facebooks. And furthermore, we all know how lame they are – even if you did one… you must admit it. Either way, I bet you’ll find this weeks video quite funny. What do you hate about facebook?”

Here’s the complete list of 25 random things Julian hates on Facebook:

25 Things Notes
Poking
“Happy Birthday” Wall Posts (they all say “Happy Birthday”)
Compare People App
Pillow Fight Requests
Facebook Chat
Gifts
Abusing Status Updates (way too many)
Old people on Facebook (there should be an age limit)
Event invites
Group invites (they keep sending them)
Top Friend Drama
Webcam Video Comments
Flair
Bumper Stickers
Detail Requests (nobody cares)
Relative Requests
Bad Tagged Photos
“LOST PHONE” Facebook Exploitation
People You May (Not) Know
Creepy Ads
Threads (send one comment and you’re notified every day for the rest of your life)
Picture Shrinkage
Duplicate Pictures
Facebook Relationship Gossip

Julian Smith (881 friends at the time of writing)
JulianSmith.TV

Dreamer949
If you don't like facebook then GO AWAY AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT! F.B. is awesome we don't need your opinion. Stick to twitter/bebo/myspace;hi5 or whatever you think is worthy. You're just not worth it. I don't see any problem in those 25 things. It is what facebook is! there would be no facebook without it!
Laure
classic!
Chins on your Balls
After reading all this I changed my mind. It's not the teeneagers who are messing Facebook up. It's George W. BusH! Sorry kids.
susan
So you think that Facebook should be for younger people too? I agree with Diane. It's about time you faced up to the fact you don't have a monopoly on fun. If oyu want a site for younger people, design one!
Peter
OMG
Diane
So Julian, you think old people should be banned from using Facebook. Just who the hell do you think you are? Hopefully, you'll be old too one day, and I sincerely hope then that your narrow-minded prejudices come back to haunt you and that you find yourself banned form your favourite sites because you don't conform to the so-called norm 'that you have to be young to be allowed to enjoy yourselves'. I hope for your Mother's sake she doesn't know what a prat her son is being - or is it because you've been embarrassed by an old family member e.g. in a photo when you were a gawky kid? Get over it!
sophaloph1991
Why is there Jewish/Hanukkah music in the last half? Just curious.
lol
damn!!!i d0nt thinks so..
sophieacheson
add me!
krishnotz
funny!!
i agree..LoL.☺
Chandra
Completely agree with #22 :)
fhqwgads
Fan Pages! They're everywhere, and you can't get rid of them! There are at least, if not more than 20 "Not being ravaged by bees" fan pages and someone is a fan of all of them, and facebook just has to tell me "Bob bobberson is a fan of 'not being ravaged by bees' or 'not being ravaged by bees :)' or 'not being ravgaed by bees'" It's fucking ridiculous.
stacy
The Tag Boxes On Photos Are WAY TOO BIG and you can't tag properly..especially if the faces are small in the photo.

What are Bumper Stickers?
stacy3
The Tag Boxes On Photos Are WAY TOO BIG and you can't tag properly..especially if the faces are small in the photo.

What are Bumper Stickers?
julie
i have literally 600 e-mails from fb and its annoying but i really like flair fb chat and bumper stickers
Trish
main thing i hate is that they keep changing the setup. evetytime i get used to the way things work theres something else that changes!
kenkaken
if you all hate facebook so much then why do you have one?
caca
If you dont like all tease thing why are you on facebook... there is nothing more than that to do.
ue
umm 1st of all i think of facebook as not getting too much privacy! i mean when you do something it goes to your wall then friend request then competition request
blab
hahahaah that was hilarious!!!
heli
so true :D
vicky
Hahaa // This iis Soo True .. Facebook is Good . However The Tag Thingsz Are GAYYY :)
maddie
SO TRUE!!!!
Lee
Completely agree with Tyler...
You think that older people should not have access to such a good method of contact with their friends and family? Why does it affect you in any way if older people are on Facebook?
Haha also agree with the Facebook chat Tyler... number 1 for sure.

Other than that I agree with your post Julian!
Balls on your CHIN
Yeah! I'm GLAD kids are getting arrested everyday at school, and are told it's unsafe to do anything except shop, and are herded into stagnation pods (their own houses), and made to feel like a bunch of acquaintances screaming: "Look at me! I'm REALLY cool! No, seriously!!" is a more than adequate substitute for a group of actual friends. You little shits don't DESERVE the good old days. You can't even share your loser technology without feeling slighted. And I'm only 30 years old. That's how sick you ignorant teen nobodies make me. I'm going to go throw up now and post it as an event.
Tyler
I only really have two comments, the rest are agreed within the "25 things I hate".

"6. Facebook Chat"
-This should definitely be moved to number 1, this is by far the worst thing ever.

"9. Old people on Facebook (there should be an age limit)"
-Seriously? What happens when you're old? When you're too old you just get kicked off facebook and lose contact with your friends, or friends that live in a different country that you can't see every day? This is a stupid thing to put on "25 Things I hate". Anyone should be able to use facebook, regardless of age. I consider this heartless in the list of facebook hates.
thenewfacebooksucks
AAHHHH when anyone does a quiz. it just HAS to tell u there outcome, LIKE YOU CARE!! ughhhh and yours showing up on everyone elses too
Miranda
26. People who get too annoyed over stupid Facebook things.
>.<
i hate facebook for the fact my parents nearly got a divorce over it as my dad was having internet sex.

i guess you could say i hate him just as much.
Linda
So, so true and very clever!
angela
i hateee the new facebook homepage.
kim
so funny and so true. your awesome!
ryan
you all suc k
mary
^^^fb is awesome!
jenna
then dont have one**
jenna
if u dont like facebook then have one
if u dont like it dont go around posting stupid "hate" letters just stop using it
noone cares what u think, sorry there julian
keep ur comments to urself
Noel
I think some people are addictive to fb. It is a great tool for social netwokring and finding old buddies and dudes...., keep in touch with ex.work colleagues, past friends and more BUT can also be distructive in relationship...WELL I HAVE NO ISSUE IN MY RELATIONSHIP...BUT SOME MAY...With regards to love ,kisses, hugs and more applications...at begining i find them FUN...now its just waste of time...But still enjoy just 5 minute and that's it...
Minx
god some people are imbeciles. he posted this to inform you on what he hates, its an opinion, doesnt mean that he necessarily asked you for your opinion. so the few that were being extreme douchebags about this, get over yourselves an graduate to the high school, alrighty?
Abi
Erm... I think you need to mate... Check your grammar. I believe its graduate FROM high school. If you're gonna speak English you could at least use proper English.
Joon
ppl that insult other peoples grammar on the internet are losers, dose ths bugg u @ all aBi?
asha
haha...its addictive...but all of these things r so TRUE
Steven
I think you should be able to turn off the adds on the right side.. They nobody ever actually goes to them and they just take up space.
43432
you can?
Christina Maw :)
haha love number 19 + 21 !!
...
...but they are so true lol
...
if your gonna complain this much then why do you have a facebook? lol
Someone
I wish you could take yourself out of threads!!!!!!!!!
Mary
it's called deleting your comment
Mask
...you do know it's supposed to be funny, right?
Angelia Limanto
so truee... i love the top friend drama one, like it is necessary, lolz
leebah
oh my gosh i laughed SO HARD! everything is absolutely true
chaela
finally som1 understands thank u ppl for recognizing those things
Paul Buskey
LEGEND
janniechien
I LOVE THIS

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