Of course, president Barack Obama does not want to move Christmas day at all, but this absurd Facebook group is trying to make you believe the non-existent plans.

Health care, Afghanistan, party crashers and George Clooney. It’s all there in another fictitious Barack Obama Facebook feed. Enjoy!

Yeah, I’ve got Facebook on here and everything. Let me send you… wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?

Barack Obama’s Facebook Feed is a satirical series by Slate’s political reporter, Christopher Beam, and assistant editor, Chris Wilson. The most recent feed of course starts with the Nobel prize, and ends with the Balloon Boy Hoax…

There were those who believed that the creator of the “Should Obama Be Killed?” Facebook poll might be a sinister white supremacist out to cause world disruption. Some were less convinced, as all the four potential answers to the poll–“Yes”, “no”, “Maybe” and “if he cuts my health care”–were spelled correctly.

A peek at what’s happening in the invitation-only Facebook group for world leaders:
ANGELA MERKEL is attending G8 summit.
BILL CLINTON See you there ;-)
HILLARY CLINTON I don’t think so.

Oh, that infamous “25 Random Things About Me” note on Facebook. Almost everybody and their hamster have posted such a list by now. Even celebrities. We’ve found five random things lists, from The Office star Rainn Wilson, Michelle Obama, TV personality Ellen DeGeneres, ex-Destiny Child Kelly Rowland and High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens. Let’s see if a celebrity’s list is really more exciting than ours.

Urlesque was so kind to link to a few of our Tag your Facebook friends pictures a few days ago, and they have also tipped us about their own creation called the Urlesque Meme Matcher. Internet memes in an Internet meme? That’s like chocolate chunks inside a chocolate bar: awesome!