Yo Facebook layout is so ugly…

This is what happens if you apply “Yo Momma” jokes to the recently launched new Facebook layout. I know a lot of you hate the layout switch, so feel free to use these oneliners in your status updates, blog post titles, or as comments on the official Facebook page (a link back to us would be greatly appreciated):

The new Facebook is so ugly right after it was released Mark Zuckerberg said: “What a treasure!” and the Internet then said: “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

The new Facebook is so ugly people spontaneously turn off their monitors while visiting the site.

The new Facebook is so ugly restaurant owners use its screenshots to keep rats away.

The new Facebook is so ugly Marilyn Manson sued it for stealing his look.

The new Facebook is so ugly it makes Geocities look clean.

The new Facebook is so ugly kids push it into dough to make monster cookies.

The new Facebook is so ugly they offered it the title role in a remake of “Elephant Man”.

The new Facebook is so ugly when they sent it to a decent web designer it took him 3 days… just to make a price quote.

The new Facebook is so ugly when the cops see it they want to arrest it for mooning in public.

The new Facebook is so ugly it made an onion cry.

The new Facebook is so ugly it gives Freddy Kruger nightmares.

The new Facebook is so ugly it gives Dr. Frankenstein the creeps.

The new Facebook is so ugly kids under twelve who see it can’t sleep at night.

The new Facebook is so ugly it makes yo momma look like Jessica Alba.

By the way, yo momma is so rad she likes this “Your momma likes this” t-shirt.