David Ippolito, better known to countless tourists and New Yorkers as That Guitar Man from Central Park, has recently debuted “The Facebook Song”. Subtitled “What the f%#k is FarmVille!?”, the NYC-based singer-songwriter brings up all the mundane things that people tend to share on the social network, only to conclude with the very catchy chorus that “Facebook is a stupid idiot”

If you want to get revenge on all those procrastinators spamming your Facebook news feed with meaningless FarmVille updates, here’s your chance. The aptly called FarmVillain is not a game, but a prank application that enables you to share hilarious Farmville-themed feed stories with a dark twist.

Based on intelligence provided by the entire world press, we believe this is the Facebook profile of Shahzad Faisal, who was arrested for the attempted a car bombing last Saturday in New York’s Times Square. Let’s take a closer look at his profile page and analyze some of its elements.

If Zynga had the balls, FarmVille freaks around the world would wake up today, go to their virtual farm like they usually do, but encounter the nightmare pictured below. A debt of 500,000 coins, beheaded rabbits and chickens, and barns and trees on fire. In other words: FarmVille apocalypse.

I guess these kids won’t be spending Valentine’s Day together. Don’t mess with this girl’s farm, or she’ll go CAPS LOCK ON YOUR ASS.

The gamer, the rash, the filterless and the quiz taker. They all suck at Facebook.

In for some Facebook friends spring cleaning? Here are five reasons to defriend (or unfriend) someone on Facebook.

If you like Grand Theft Auto, you’re gonna be BLOWN TO SLEEP. Mafia Farm, err, Wars!

Stand aside action and excitement. There’s a new Sheriff in town and his name is…

Now that Farmville is bigger than Twitter, what will be the next big Facebook game? If this is how Zynga decides…

Unlike 55,741,686 other Facebook users, I’m not a virtual farm owner. I love animals and, yes mom, I eat all my vegetables, but I don’t like the idea of having to plow, plant and harvest every day when I could be hitting a royal flush in Texas Hold’em, or illegally parking my limo in Parking Wars.