Yeah, I’ve got Facebook on here and everything. Let me send you… wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?

If Facebook’s new privacy settings confuse you, check out this video tutorial in which security software and hardware vendor, Sophos, walks you through the newest options and shares tips on how to make your profile more private and secure.

This discussion about Andrea becoming a fan of PETA on Facebook took an unexpected, Kanye-kind-of turn. I wonder how long it went on even after the screenshot was taken.

We broke the news about the upcoming privacy controls for profile posts well before Mark Zuckerberg told the world, because we were actually already seeing them. And today we found a new pop-up informing users about the new feature, so it looks like testing is almost over and they’re close to revealing the lock icon to the public.

Remember our Top 100 Movies Facebook note? Now there’s a Belgian-made Facebook application called Twofifty that keeps track of all the IMDB’s Top 250 movies you’ve seen. You can also compare your score to friends who are using the application, or to the average user.

The 25-year-old Colombian singer and songwriter, Esteman, has written a song about his friends’ doings on Facebook, and the unavoidable avalanche of friends and event requests. Except for one “ladies and gentlemen” sample, the song is entirely sung in Spanish, but may we warn you that its instantly catchy pop melody will get stuck in your head for a while.

Facebook can be as sticky as chewing gum, so this We met on Facebook gum with fresh fruit flavor isn’t really that far-fetched. Except the vintage packaging makes it seem that the social networking site was already around in the sixties. The chews themselves ─if we may we repeat─ are fresh though.

Now that Farmville is bigger than Twitter, what will be the next big Facebook game? If this is how Zynga decides…

Parents. Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re perfect fodder for Facebook Fail Friday. Subject of today is daddy Johnny, who just stepped into the wonderful but clearly complicated world of Facebook.

“My mom’s on Facebook, destroying all my privacy”. Not exactly the best song you’ll hear this year, but certainly the one with the most realistic lyrics.

Mashable gives us a sneak peek at the upcoming Facebook homepage redesign. Here are the five most apparent changes…

Priest: “I now pronounce you husband and wife. It’s official on Facebook, it’s official in my book.”

Remember the Facebook, where everybody knows your name t-shirt we mentioned a few months ago? Well, if you ever thought about buying it, this Monday would be the best time.

In addition to yesterday’s Mad Men Yourself post and last week’s fake Mad Men Facebook conversations, here’s a Status Saturday dedicated to the popular tv series about the fictional, Manhattan-based Sterling Cooper advertising agency in the 60s. Can you tell we’re big fans?