There are tons of Facebook apps out there that tell you who you look like. They compare your profile picture with the photos of other people using the app, and then you get the result. The problem is, if these apps don’t have many images in their database yet, you get really crappy results. This is the Facebook Lookalike FAIL.

Some of us more than others, but we all did (or still do) our share of Facebook stalking. Going through someone’s 467 tagged photos, curiously reading through a wall-to-wall conversation between two of your friends, figuring out what your ex has been up to for the past few months.

Rather than fall into the hands of their enemies, ancient Japanese samurai preferred to die with honor, voluntarily plunging a sword into the abdomen and moving the sword left to right in a slicing motion. The name of this form of ritual suicide is Seppuku.

Stand-up comedian Rudy Mezzy analysed his friends’ status updates, especially the downright stupid ones, and put them into several categories of “status updates that nobody cares about”. Here are the first five categories…

Two days ago we posted about a bunch of people spontaneously rewording someone’s serious comment on a certain matter, turning it into a random but funny chain of nearly similar comments. We got the ball rolling again on our Reface.me Fan Page and would like to invite everyone to join the fun.

If he really wants to get rid of his Facebook, Ron is definitely “doing it wrong!”

Yeah, I’ve got Facebook on here and everything. Let me send you… wait, someone killed me in Mafia Wars?

This discussion about Andrea becoming a fan of PETA on Facebook took an unexpected, Kanye-kind-of turn. I wonder how long it went on even after the screenshot was taken.

Now that Farmville is bigger than Twitter, what will be the next big Facebook game? If this is how Zynga decides…

Parents. Love ’em or hate ’em, they’re perfect fodder for Facebook Fail Friday. Subject of today is daddy Johnny, who just stepped into the wonderful but clearly complicated world of Facebook.

“My mom’s on Facebook, destroying all my privacy”. Not exactly the best song you’ll hear this year, but certainly the one with the most realistic lyrics.

Priest: “I now pronounce you husband and wife. It’s official on Facebook, it’s official in my book.”

Remember the Facebook, where everybody knows your name t-shirt we mentioned a few months ago? Well, if you ever thought about buying it, this Monday would be the best time.

Stop making duplicate groups, Facebook peeps! This includes groups that complain about duplicate groups, and also groups that complain about duplicate groups that are called “stop making duplicate groups”. See? It’s that simple.