I swear I just saw a Facebook quiz titled, “What kind of Facebook quiz taker are you?” And by swear, I mean I’m making it up completely.

Guys, stalking on Facebook and then hitting on a girl IRL takes practice. This video shows you how NOT to do it. By the way, this video has very quiet audio and then VERY LOUD OUTRO MUSIC so watch your ears and speakers.

In this video, a journalist for the Argentinian channel C5N, alarms viewers that kids on Facebook are sharing the recipe for a drink called “Grog XD”. The ingredients are kerosene, artifical sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum with acetone, Red Dye Number 2, axle grease and battery acid.

Like we mentioned in an earlier post, parents are invading Facebook like ants at a picnic. The Onion made a great morning talk show spoof video in which is discussed how parents can easily spy on their college-aged kids via sites like Facebook and Twitter. Beware the eMom!

Facebook knows that I’m single so it assumes I’m interested in dating services. Do married Facebook users get ads for divorce lawyers?

If the animal kingdom discovered Facebook, it would look something like this…

Complaining about being on Facebook while on Facebook. I’ve reached a whole new level of completely expected faux-pretentious irony.

CNN’s Brandon Griggs has compiled a list of the 12 most annoying types of Facebook users. Which kind do you hate the most? And can you perhaps identify yourself with one of these types?

Hang out in bars and clubs to meet potential life partners is so last century. Registering on a dating site is money down the drain. No, these days you have to do it the web 2.0 way. Here are the 14 steps to online flirting, and it all starts with a poke on Facebook…

So why are the Facebook ads insisting I need a lesbian lover? I would appreciate the Facebook ads not being so obsessed w/my groin.

Remember Cheers, the popular 80s TV-series? Facebook is very similar to the famous cafe: they’re both places where everybody knows your name, and where funny things happen when people get drunk.

Facebook, I do not want to give my mom a facebook gift. I would prefer to keep my mom off of Facebook. Please do not encourage this madness.

According to the most recent Facebook survey, I spend way too much time doing stupid Facebook surveys.

My mom just got to Facebook by Googling “Facebook” and double-clicking links. I’ll correct her after I get the cup out of her CD-ROM tray.