What would it be like if superheroes like Batman, Spider-Man and Superman were updating their statuses, taking quizzes, and commenting on each other’s profiles like the rest of us? Chris Sims of the The Invincible Super-Blog takes a closer look into the Facebook feeds of our favorite heroes.

Absolut is on Facebook! I could be virtual friends with vodka! And you thought Facebook sucked.

Amanda, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you post to Facebook can and will be used to pwn you in a comment. Oh yeah… and don’t ever try to guilt trip me!

Kanye-gate references keep coming and we’re close to getting bored with them, but Rishi here nicely linked it to the forthcoming Halloween in a funny Facebook status update.

Princess Peach was kidnapped. Again! Good thing she smuggled her G-phone into Bowser’s castle.

I just got 100% on a Facebook quiz and experienced a huge boost in self esteem until I remembered it was a Facebook quiz…so there’s that.

Megalomania has to start somewhere.

If we’re friends on Facebook AND I follow you on Twitter AND you auto-post Twitter updates to Facebook: do you prefer unfollow or de-friend?

Kelsea is in the shower (43 people like this).

Greg tries to explain he’s not her son, but Furious Facebook Mom from Hell just doesn’t listen.

If the VMAs wasn’t a television show watched by millions of people but just a private Facebook profile event, Kanye wouldn’t be “stage crashing” but “status crashing” on Taylor instead. Are you a Facebook status crasher? Send us your funny status crashing screenshots (Kanye-style or not) and we’ll put them in a compilation post.

Yo MySpace, I’m really happy for you. I’m a let you finish, but Facebook is one of the best social networks of all time. ONE OF THE BEST SOCIAL NETWORKS OF ALL TIME!

This family reunion is driving me nuts, and I can’t even complain about it on facebook because half my family is on facebook!!!

Sharing online content with friends has never been so easy. Facebook’s “What’s on your mind” field has become your favorite, one-click broadcasting channel, leaving other ways of sharing such as e-mail or Twitter well behind. As straightforward as it is, some people just don’t get the simplicity of copy-pasting a link.