Where’s my pancakes, read Rodney Bradford’s Facebook page, in a message typed on Saturday, Oct. 17, at 11:49 a.m., from a computer in his father’s apartment in Harlem.

Just two weeks after the first bust of a Facebook-addicted thief, another burglar made EXACTLY the same mistake of checking his Facebook account on the victim’s computer and not logging out afterwards. What did burglars do before the existence of Facebook? Make coffee at the crime scene? Grab a bag of potato chips and watch a movie?

The Journal reports that an alleged burglar was arrested after the victim found out someone checked his Facebook account on her computer and forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings worth over $3500. I wouldn’t be surprised if he updated his status to say “selling two diamond rings worth over $3500 for just $2500, anyone interested?”.

Major uproar last weekend when upcoming MI6-boss, Sir John Sawers, got exposed on Facebook by his wife. Details such as their London address, the whereabouts of their three children, holiday beach photos, etc. were disclosed on her profile which was accessible to any of the 200 million Facebook users that were part or joined the London network.

Police in northern New Jersey infiltrated Facebook to learn that students were planning to bring alcohol and drugs to an after-prom party. The police created fake identities to enter the social networking site and found what Fair Lawn High School students were going.

Shiny Shiny editor Susi Weaser sums up the ten worst Facebook status crimes, while admitting she’s guilty of all of them. The list eliminates about 99% of potential status updates, but there’s nothing wrong with a little deviant behaviour every once in a while. No matter how hard we try, we all commit some these offenses. What are your most common violations?

Manatee County Sheriff’s officers say a 19-year-old man snatched a Starbucks customer’s laptop after being told he could not use it to check his Facebook account. According to officers, Corey Kinney then grabbed the customer’s laptop and ran out of the coffee shop, located in an outlet mall.