Some people don’t like Facebook. You know who really doesn’t like Facebook? Classmates.com.

Facebook is a mess today. The terrorists have won. At least the ones assigned to screw up Facebook.

If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.

Pro tip: if you can’t say it in 140 or less PUT IT ON FACEBOOK.

Girl at work- “I just joined facebook!” me-“You joined facebook? with a face like that? .. it should be called horse book”. I got the bird.

Absolut is on Facebook! I could be virtual friends with vodka! And you thought Facebook sucked.

I just got 100% on a Facebook quiz and experienced a huge boost in self esteem until I remembered it was a Facebook quiz…so there’s that.

If we’re friends on Facebook AND I follow you on Twitter AND you auto-post Twitter updates to Facebook: do you prefer unfollow or de-friend?

This family reunion is driving me nuts, and I can’t even complain about it on facebook because half my family is on facebook!!!

I swear I just saw a Facebook quiz titled, “What kind of Facebook quiz taker are you?” And by swear, I mean I’m making it up completely.

Facebook knows that I’m single so it assumes I’m interested in dating services. Do married Facebook users get ads for divorce lawyers?

Complaining about being on Facebook while on Facebook. I’ve reached a whole new level of completely expected faux-pretentious irony.

So why are the Facebook ads insisting I need a lesbian lover? I would appreciate the Facebook ads not being so obsessed w/my groin.

Facebook, I do not want to give my mom a facebook gift. I would prefer to keep my mom off of Facebook. Please do not encourage this madness.