Time to fess up and tell your Facebook friends what kind of an “ass” you are. Choose from one (or more) of the following assicons…

On a recent Status Saturday we posted 10 status updates that would definitely trigger comments. Currently, there’s a status update spreading around my Facebook friends like the Mexican flu, which explicitly requests comments from your Facebook friends. If that doesn’t yield at least one comment, well, then your friends must be really reticent.

Here are 10 Harry Potter status updates for Facebook derived from the sixth Harry Potter movie which is now showing in a cinema near you. Change the he/she/him/her accordingly.

OK, you got me: it’s not Saturday at all. But I was gone for the weekend and did not have a chance to post our weekly selection of funny Facebook Status Updates yet. Promise is debt, so I’ve given the today’s statuses considerable thought.

With Oscar-nominated director David Fincher in the talks for a Facebook pic about the founders of the social network, I was inspired to dedicate this Status Saturday to one of my favorite movies directed by him and written by Chuck Palahniuk: Fight Club.

Are you “That guy with the Funny Status Updates”? Imagine your Facebook friends add another funny status update guy, and you get some competition after all these years of ruling the What’s new feed. That’s when it’s time for… a Facebook Status-Off.

Want to try something special? Good! Next Monday, start with the Facebook status “is blue“. Then the day after, use “is grey“. Some of your friends will start to wonder what color you’ll be on Wednesday, but then you’ll surprise them with the status update “is grey too“.
No more colors on Thursday, but the status “doesn’t care about you“. That’s where …

Wonder what former president George W. Bush is up to now that Obama has taken his chair? Freelance comedy writer T.M. Lindsey claims to be one of his two friends on Facebook and has gathered Bush’s top 10 Facebook status updates…

These 58 Facebook statuses were inspired by Threadless t-shirt designs (their Type Tees to be more specific). This means they’re all status updates you can actually WEAR as well as post them to your profile. The prices of the tees range from $9 to $15 which is nothing compared to the value of the conversation-starting one-liners printed onto them. Using them as your status update is, of course, free!

A few weeks ago the Blu-Ray edition of Frank Miller’s Sin City was released. I can’t wait to see this movie again in High-Definition… but then I don’t own a Blu-Ray player so it’s going to be a pricey event. Anyway, the release inspired me to take some quotes from the movie and turn them into the following 23 Frank Miller-style status …

For this week’s Status Saturday, we hand-picked 8 funny Facebook status updates from the yet unpublished book “The Funny Facebook Status Updates Book” by Gary Carpenter. The Funny Facebook Status Updates Book will -if ever released- include 100 funny status updates that “will give you inspiration to upset the status quotes”. Here’s a little preview already…

The 10 statuses for our 10th edition of Status Saturday are brought to you by Wape, Jacksonville’s #1 Hit Music Station Online…

Scroobius Pip & Dan Le Sac is a British electro/hiphop duo that produces tight beats with brilliant lyrics on top. In one of their early songs, “Thou Shall Always Kill” (see video below), Scroobius Pip recites an alternative and rather cynical set of “commandments” applied to modern age pop culture. I thought they’d make good status updates…

Fast & Furious is one of the hottest movies at the box office right now, so we took some quotes from the movie that’s all about fast cars, and turned them into Facebook status updates.