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Status Saturday: George W. Bush’s Top Ten Facebook Status Updates

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Wonder what former president George W. Bush is up to now that Obama has taken his chair? Freelance comedy writer T.M. Lindsey claims to be one of his two friends on Facebook and has gathered Bush’s top 10 Facebook status updates:

George W. Bush is…

  1. …having trouble deciding what to title upcoming memoir about decisions made in office
  2. …missing Jon Stewart dropping his name on “The Daily Show”
  3. …playing Grand Theft Democracy on his new Xbox 360
  4. …wondering if he should double-down on life-insurance policy before weekend hunting trip with Dick Cheney
  5. …now friends with Kim Jong-il, Will Farrell, Joe Lieberman, Miley Cyrus, and Krusty the Clown
  6. …watching “W” and wishes he could act like Josh Brolin
  7. …feeling better after coming out of eight-year coma
  8. …upset Laura’s book club is reading Obama’s “The Audacity of Hope”
  9. …using 12-step program to break addiction to presidential signing statements
  10. …hitting up AIG CEOs for presidential library donations
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