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Status Saturday: 10 Weird Facebook Status Updates

The 10 statuses for our 10th edition of Status Saturday are brought to you by Wape, Jacksonville’s #1 Hit Music Station Online:

wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!

is modest and proud of it!

is with your girlfriend.

is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that [insert name] may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if [insert name] is right for you.

is brought to you by the letters W, T and F.

is so vain. [He/She] probably thinks this status is about [him/her].

is so broke that [he/she]’s going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.

wonders… What is the speed of dark?

is reading other statuses but your status is important to [him/her]. Please stay online and your status will be read in priority sequence. Approximate wait time 17 min.
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Status Saturday: 10 Weird Facebook Status Updates Posted by on May 2, 2009 at 3:35 PM. Use this trackback if you're linking this story.

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