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Status Saturday: 10 Facebook status updates about food

Every Saturday is Status Saturday here at reface.me. Every week, we’ll post a number of funny Facebook status updates about a certain topic. To kick off the series, here are 10 clever status updates about food. Feel free to copy-paste them into your status update field on Facebook:

is a nutritional overachiever.

is in shape (round is a shape).

thinks chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: “I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!”

is wondering who was the first to watch a white, hard thing come out a chicken’s ass and think: “That’s gonna taste good!”

is wondering why toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

is wondering why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?

thinks it’s inappropriate for Sea World to have a seafood restaurant.

will never get into a food fight with cannibals.

is not overweight, but underheight.

Return next week for more funny Facebook status updates!

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Status Saturday: 10 Facebook status updates about food Posted by on February 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM. Use this trackback if you're linking this story.

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