Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Status Updates

Once again, we must succumb to the Potter-mania that’s taken over the world with last week’s movie release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. But before we post a follow-up to the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Facebook Statuses, may we remind you of the five Harry Potter Facebook Tag Pictures we posted back in the early days of reface.me? Just let us know if you think we should create a more up-to-date version and we will.

Now, a next edition of our Status Saturday series, here are the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part 1) Facebook Status Updates:

…must be the one to kill Harry Potter! And I shall be.

…wouldn’t last two days without her. (Don’t tell her I said that).

…thinks this tastes like goblin piss.

…won’t pretend to be your friend, Mr. Potter. But I’m not your enemy.

…has no master. [Insert your name] is a free elf. [Insert your name] has come to save Harry Potter.

…should’ve taken polyjuice.

…thinks the answer is: a circle that has no beginning.

…is a Mudblood, and proud of it!

…doesn’t think you’re a waste of space.

…is all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord.

UPDATE:

…ran into a stinging jinx.

…will just keep talking about that little ball of light touching his/her heart, and she/he’ll come ’round.

…Nagini? Dinner!

…is highly logical which allows him/her to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.

…is the best hope we have. Trust him/her.

…is feeling saint-like.

…will have a cappucino.

…is looking for the horcrux.

…never meant to kill! [Insert your name] only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

…is joined tonight by Ms. Charity Burbage, who until recently taught at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Her speciality was Muggle studies. It is Ms. Burbage’s belief that Muggles are not so different from us. She would, given her way, have us mate with them.

…has seen your heart, and it is mine.