Status Saturday: Crazy Facebook Statuses
Pieter posted in "Status updates". 14 years, 7 months ago
Feeling a bit crazy, silly, senseless, irrational, mad as a hatter, wild, cracked, outlandish, ridiculous, bizarre, off your rocker, mental, peculiar, weird, eccentric, odd, nutty as a fruitcake, absurd, bird-brained, cockeyed, derisory, fatuous, foolhardy, idiotic, ill-conceived, ludicrous, potty, preposterous, puerile, quixotic, unworkable, screwball, softheaded or bonkers today?
Or maybe you’re always just a bit zany, daft as a brush, insane, wacko, loony, brainsick, demented, disturbed, barking mad, sick, unbalanced, unhinged, half-baked, berserk, round the bend, off-the-wall, cuckoo, delirious, deranged, doolally, or bonkers.
Then go gaga with these 10 crazy Facebook status updates in honour of our (almost) weekly Status Saturday.
…did WHAT to WHOM for HOW MANY cookies?
…may contain traces of nuts.
…is listening to the Rice Crispies telling him/her what to do.
…would sell his/her soul for a bag of Skittles.
…is perfectly normal. It’s everyone else that’s weird.
…is gonna free all kangaroos in the zoo.
…is your imaginary friend.
…has turned on Airplane mode on his iPhone, but so far it hasn’t taken off.
…wonders how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would Chuck Norris.
…is not afraid of heights, but afraid of widths.
Now, to conclude, cue the song “Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches!
Lie down on the couch. What does that mean?
You’re a nut! (You’re a nut!) You’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy.
I’m gonna kill you! That boy needs therapy.
Grab a kazoo, let’s have a duel !
