Facebook is like jail. You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don’t really know.

Greg lays down the law to his colleagues for proper and improper Facebook use.

Are you doing every Facebook quiz there is? Have you poked someone earlier this week and counting every second until this person pokes you back? Do you have the unstoppable urge to write on every wall, even those in your bedroom? Then you might want to join the Social Media Addicts Association (S.M.A.A.), founded by Jerry.

A 36-year-old woman living in Henderson, Tennessee (USA), was arrested for poking someone on Facebook. By using the virtual “poke” option to contact a Hendersonville woman on Facebook, Shannon D. Jackson violated her restraining order which prohibits “telephoning, contacting or otherwise communicating with the petitioner.”

Hang out in bars and clubs to meet potential life partners is so last century. Registering on a dating site is money down the drain. No, these days you have to do it the web 2.0 way. Here are the 14 steps to online flirting, and it all starts with a poke on Facebook…

For this week’s Status Saturday, we offer you 15 status updates related to Facebook itself and its popular features, like poking, statuses and tags. Don’t forget to change the he & she, or him & her accordingly!

It might seem odd to start a new, Facebook-oriented blog with an “I hate Facebook” post, but that’s us. We actively and voluntarily indulge in facebookness while being critical enough to notice its flaws. That, and because this video by Julian Smith from Nashville, Tennessee is just sheer comedy.