Wacko Wednesday: Tag your friends with Useless Superpowers

Don’t worry, we’re all superheroes. We all have at least one special talent or ability. For instance, I can recite Pulp Fiction quotes at any given time of the day. Is that a useless superpower? I think not so. Really useless superpowers are the ones in this new tag your friends picture, based on a funny t-shirt design. Bless your Facebook friends with one of these worthless skills, then wait and watch how they react…
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Instructions:
- Right-click the image above and save it to your computer.
- Go to your Facebook Profile and click the text field under “What’s on your mind”.
- Click “Photos”.
- Click “Upload a photo”.
- Click “Share”. It will then be uploaded to an album called “Wall Photos”.
- Click the picture and then “Tag This Photo”.
- Tag your friends!
You can tag yourself and your friends with the following useless superpowers:
- Acid tears
- Invisibility in the dark
- Control remote control
- Communicate with fruit
- 1 second super strength
- Trash detection
- 75% levitation
- Summon a lamp… once
- Bullet attraction
- Turn into a laptop forever
- Read your own mind
- Instant hairloss
- Abnormal armhair growth
- Absorb bad luck
- Seduce hats
- Super slow-mo
- Revive bugs
- Ultra fast aging
- Invisible handwriting
- Desaturation
Any of these superpowers you’d actually want? Who knows, they might not be that useless after all…
Buy the Useless Superpowers t-shirt.