Last Saturday, Facebook enabled custom profile URLs -also known as “vanity urls”- for user profiles (pages with over 1000 fans). Most people will have just chosen the firstname.lastname option as suggested by Facebook, but if you click “More”, you’ll see a field with the text “Enter desired username“.

That’s right, the location of your profile can be almost anything (except for registered trademarks, cuss words and a bunch of other restrictions). But you have to choose wisely, because your decision is final. I wonder if the people behind the URLs listed below we are of that…

This list was compiled based on a blog post and its comments at Mashable.

• http://www.facebook.com/stoplookingatmyass (a former stripper)
• http://www.facebook.com/pagenotfound/ (just kidding)
• http://www.facebook.com/sitemap (or not)
• http://www.facebook.com/suggested (by whom?)
• http://www.facebook.com/edwardcullenisadouche (anti-Twilight in the house)
• http://www.facebook.com/allyourbasearebelongtous (and this cool profile URL belongs to you!)
• http://www.facebook.com/moc.koobecaf.www (mirrored)
• http://www.facebook.com/alksjfalskjfoiwefalsdlasfaslleseouaiwejndlsknjkdfs (the cat did it!)
• http://www.facebook.com/qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (we all know what kind of keyboard he has)
• http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaa
• http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• http://www.facebook.com/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (this one wins)
• http://www.facebook.com/JackBauercouldwhoopChuckNorris (I was surprised this is not Kiefer’s)
• http://www.facebook.com/usrname
• http://www.facebook.com/techsupport
• http://www.facebook.com/mynuts
• http://www.facebook.com/sexygal
• http://www.facebook.com/twitterisbetter
• http://www.facebook.com/thefriend (THE one)

Grabbed your own funny username URL (you can do so by clicking here)? Let us know in the comments!

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