Wacko Wednesday: 10 more weird Facebook Groups

Continuing our earlier started search for the weirdest Facebook groups, here are 10 more strange or silly group names that make you wonder. Which ones do you like best? Or have you actually joined one of these? Let us know in the comments…

• I’m a Bostonian and I’ve seen the guy on the bike who makes the siren noise (14,537 members).

For all of you Bostonians who have ever been walking through town and suddenly heard a loud noise from behind you. Seconds later a guy on a bike whizzes by with a cart on the back. Who is this guy? Where is he going? Most Bostonians just know him as “that guy with the bike who makes that weird siren noise”. This group is dedicated to all those who want to know more. If you’ve seen him, or if you have any information on him feel free to join, share, and discuss.

• Weird Instrument Lovers (1,468 members).

anyone can like the bassline, guitar line, piano line, or drumline. but if you like any of the below instruments, this is a group for you: mellotron, duduk, pan flute, Uillean Pipes, tambourine, any instrument with a unique octave it normally doesn’t reach (i.e. bass flute, quarter-tone trumpet), melodica, weird voices (like monks or just plain weird voices), party favors (noisemakers, Clickety-Clacks, etc…), yelling cheerleaders or barking dogs or growling wildcats (weird sound effects), harmonium, ukulele, flexatone, vibraslap, pianica, watermelons (and other food/beverages), euphonium/baritone, bagpipes, mandolin, harps and autoharps, djembe, cajon, maraccas (the good kind), accordian, whistling, tap dancing, harmonica, lute, digeridoo, theremin, sheets of paper, xylophones, tin cans and other various kitchen objects (spoons), garbage cans, ocarina, bubble wrap, conch shells, doru, jew’s harp, tibetan signal horn, didj, shofar, bones (hmmm don’t want to know where you get these…), hammered dulcimer, concertina, weird background noises (such as trains/cars or freeways or carousels…etc.), sitar, kazoo, glockenspiel, bullroarer, rackett(renaissance “sausage”-bassoon), hurdy gurdy, waterphone, glass armonica, mouth organ, charango, amadinda, akadinda, gengong, angklung, ukelin, pianolin, bowed psaltry (different from psaltry), washtub bass, jug, mbira, sistrum, castanets, jouhikko…

• Hey Facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene! (Official petition to Facebook) (231,757 members).

Recently, Facebook has started ‘pulling a myspace’ by not allowing people to post profile pictures of babies nursing. The pictures have been reported as ‘obscene’ and have been removed- their posters warned not to repost or fear being kicked off of Facebook. We’re wondering: what about a baby breastfeeding is obscene? Especially in comparison to MANY other pictures posted all over Facebook that really are obscene.

• I Tend To Fart In Public. (43 members).

This is a group for sharing horror stories about farting in a socially unacceptable setting. it’s happened to all of us and we could all use a safe place to talk about it.

• I Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head (1,286,798 members).

For everyone to rant and rave about slow walking people. Surely walking too slow must be illegal. And it is so annoying when we have places to go to and they walk in a line of about 5 people so there is no way for us to get through!

• oh yeah? well i HATE dolphins! (233 members).

ever sit next to that obnoxious bitch in english class who always wears dolphin shirts, earrings, buttons, etc. etc. etc., and just wish you were eating a tuna sandwich full of dolphin just to spite her?

• Bananas in Pajamas dominated my childhood (5,683 members).

for all those who were (and are) obsessed with giant bananas in sleepwear, watched it continually, and were B1 and B2 with your cousin, this is dedicated to you.

• My Friends Are Getting Married. I’m Just Getting Drunk (185,614 members).

So you heard about another friend tying the knot? Starting to think it’ll never be you? Really excited about that? Fret not, it’s not a future of 10,000 cats and Golden Girls cheesecake binges solo. They might be walking down the aisle, but you’re walking to the bar. I think we can all agree the latter is more our style anyways.

• How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I’ll Never Understand… (40,448 members).

No matter how carefully you wrap your headphones after you’re done listening to your ipod, they always get tangled up the next time you want to use them…An issue mankind has suffered since the beginning of time, yet still a mystery…

• I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again (84,907 members).

For those who have joined tons of groups that they never look at more than once… it’s ok, we understand.

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